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The dinos slack off at work with some prehistoric epic fails.
Adorable Kids Perform Gotye
This music video was made to promote cootie awareness.
(Source: College Humor)
Just A Beautiful Vacation Video
A vacation video that really captures what that trip was probably about.
He’s looking for unlikely heroes. Maybe a little too hard.
Avengers movie last night = awesome
Two girls sitting to my left = asleep
Little boy named Jacob on my right = asleep
Good job, everyone. Great job, Joss Whedon.
(Source: College Humor)
And I kept saying, “I drink of my sisters, and I take into myself the power to be beautiful, outside as well as in.”
Tori called me weird.

HIGH TIMES OFFICE: Ep 1
One of our favorite series to date (feat our comedy life partner, Ben Schwartz)
10 Things Rick Santorum Has Time to Do Now That He’s Quit
1. Sew the sleeves back on his sweaters.
2. Start a rebuttal campaign against Dan Savage to make “savage” mean “fierce, uncivilized, or rude.” Buy a dictionary. Declare himself successful.
3. Unclench a few muscles, maybe.
4. Finally send Rick Perry that ambiguously flirty email that’s been in his drafts since last June.
5. Pull a series of “Parent Trap”-style pranks to get Church and State back together.