The Cherry On Top

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May 13, 2012 3:32 pm May 12, 2012 9:11 pm

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Dinosaur Office: Viral Videos

The dinos slack off at work with some prehistoric epic fails.

May 8, 2012 4:01 pm

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Adorable Kids Perform Gotye

This music video was made to promote cootie awareness.

(Source: College Humor)

May 4, 2012 3:31 pm

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Just A Beautiful Vacation Video 

A vacation video that really captures what that trip was probably about.

10:40 am

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Nick Fury In Other Movies

He’s looking for unlikely heroes. Maybe a little too hard.

Avengers movie last night = awesome

Two girls sitting to my left = asleep

Little boy named Jacob on my right = asleep

Good job, everyone. Great job, Joss Whedon.

(Source: College Humor)

May 3, 2012 6:22 pm April 27, 2012 11:18 am April 25, 2012 5:11 pm

I was picking the scabs off my burn

And I kept saying, “I drink of my sisters, and I take into myself the power to be beautiful, outside as well as in.”

Tori called me weird.

April 20, 2012 11:01 am

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HIGH TIMES OFFICE: Ep 1

One of our favorite series to date (feat our comedy life partner, Ben Schwartz)


Watch the full series

April 13, 2012 1:40 pm
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10 Things Rick Santorum Has Time to Do Now That He’s Quit

1. Sew the sleeves back on his sweaters.
2. Start a rebuttal campaign against Dan Savage to make “savage” mean “fierce, uncivilized, or rude.” Buy a dictionary. Declare himself successful.
3. Unclench a few muscles, maybe.
4. Finally send Rick Perry that ambiguously flirty email that’s been in his drafts since last June.
5. Pull a series of “Parent Trap”-style pranks to get Church and State back together.

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collegehumor:

10 Things Rick Santorum Has Time to Do Now That He’s Quit

1. Sew the sleeves back on his sweaters.

2. Start a rebuttal campaign against Dan Savage to make “savage” mean “fierce, uncivilized, or rude.” Buy a dictionary. Declare himself successful.

3. Unclench a few muscles, maybe.

4. Finally send Rick Perry that ambiguously flirty email that’s been in his drafts since last June.

5. Pull a series of “Parent Trap”-style pranks to get Church and State back together.

Keep Reading