The Cherry On Top

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July 23, 2012 2:07 am June 30, 2012 1:31 pm

“Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points of why Holly and I should be together and I’m going to find the perfect moment today and I’m going to tell her. Number one: Holly, you and I are soup snakes… and the reason is, in terms of the soup we like to— that doesn’t make any sense. Well, we’re soulmates. Holly and I are soulmates.”

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June 28, 2012 11:11 am May 21, 2012 9:47 am April 20, 2012 11:01 am

collegehumor:

HIGH TIMES OFFICE: Ep 1

One of our favorite series to date (feat our comedy life partner, Ben Schwartz)


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March 8, 2012 1:32 pm February 22, 2012 12:14 pm

At first I couldn’t tell who that was, then I lol’d

January 26, 2012 5:19 am January 16, 2012 4:03 am

Poor Toby x(

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January 11, 2012 6:38 am

“Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton? Yeah, I didn’t think I had. Well, it was all about Pam. Yeah, I mean, she was with Roy … and I just couldn’t take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t concentrate on anything. And then weird stuff, like, food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. And it is something that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. And that includes you.”

(Source: sheburnsaway, via avetts)